STNCFAPO Coming soon

What the freak?! So it's totally like this... I am like drivin to SLC (That's short for Salt lake City, just in case you didn't catch it!) Anyway, so I am like drivin to SLC and there is all this slow traffic. What is up with that? Oh wait that would be because there is a UHP (that's short for Utah Highway Patrol) truck driving with us. PLEASE I think to myself. Well, can't do anything super illegal while he's on the prowl, right? Turns out that it doesn't matter if you do anything illegal or not. This UHP Officer is either bipolar or narcissistic. SERIOUSLY! He had somethin goin on. So I'm driving to SLC (Remember how I've started three sentances this way?) and traffic is slow due to the fuzz, but I slow down and I'm watchin him and all of the random sudden he turns on his cop lights. "That sucks for whoever is up there" i think. Then he turns them off. WHAT THE? Doesn't pull anyone over, doesn't do anything. Well, i give him the benefit of the doubt and decide that maybe he is warning the person to slow down or he is going to bust out his officer-like moves. Well we get to Sandy. At this point I am in front of the cop by a good 100 meters...you know like a ways. And there he goes again, turnin on his flashy deeley. "Oh crap!" I think. Course he doesn't speed up and so I don't pull over. Maybe he was intimidated by my stick it to the man attitude cuz he just turns his lights off again. Course at this point I'm startin to think that something is seriously wrong with this dude. I continue on my journey and I get to where the I-215 meets up with I-15 and all of the sudden he flips on his lights, hits the gas, and he is sooooo off. I mean he is in hauntin mode and he has found his target. So he's barrellin down after this innocent black car. Well, the black car, feeling threatened by the power of the blue and red lights does what every good citizen (and I don't claim to be one) would do and pulls over. Well, our bipolar narcissistic cop doesn't pull over as well like cops are suppose to do when they pull you over. NO! He just keeps going. Course you are thinking well, he probably wanted to pull someone else over, but you are SOOO wrong. He barely gets past the black car, turns off his lights and slows down. THAT'S IT! What the freak. Well, we get to 3300 and he starts with the whole light thing again. So you know what I did? I used all of my skills to assess that this cop was PSYCHO, hit the gas and got off the I-80 exit. He was seriously unbalanced. I mean, really. Are cops allowed to terrorize citizens like that? I submit that they may NOT. I don't care what badge you are carrying. You are not allowed to go into pullover mode and then freak out. I mean, HELLO! I think I am going to adopt this as my new soap box. It's amazing this happened days ago and I am more angry now than I was then. I am going to have to start an organization called...STNCFAPO (That's short for Stop the Narcissistic Cops From Abusing Power Organization.) I'll let you know how to join as soon as I decide if I really like that name. It doesn't really seem catchy enough. TBA...you should know what that one stands for.

This is dedicated to TIDE. I love the smell of fresh clothes washed in Tide Detergent and it's a soap and it comes in a box for me to stand on. The End